D-d-d-did I st-st-st?

I'm bad at being cool, even on the internet. Let me know how this goes for us both.


These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

(via thatguywholooksabitlikesherlock)

Finding a rhyme when you are drunk it’s harder than it looks.

(Source: drunkpylades, via mercutiyo)


people who think sending me hate will make me stop supporting my otp


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You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 


(via explodeintheskyy)


Things he tastes like:

  • you (only sweeter)

Things you were:

  • my picket fence

Things I’ll be:

  • your number one with a bullet

Things my songs know:

  • what you did in the dark

Things I’ve got:

  • troubled thoughts
  • the self esteem to match

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